roman polanski"i p r a t i" captain red! hook! hook! is that you?- what? i thought ... i thought i heard a pig. it must be that it is the heat. no, no toad!be reasonable! get down you baboon!- you want me to eat !!! it's the law of nature, boy!the strong always eat the weak.
get down!enough of this nonsense! cannibal!- come to me, my little pig! i'm not a pig.i am a toad! cannibalism is a mortal sin! it will bring you bad luck!you will burn in the fire of hell! a confession?what do you think what is confession ?? the core !!!the core in sight! damn toad. do youi told you to trust me. did not i once again was right !?
yes, captain. we are saved, kid! never lose faith in god 'providence! never! watch out, a shark!shark! well, we pushed. you can eatmy eggs for breakfast, if it is not so. what do you say to that?- as you say, captain. so we both agree? damn! great brodin.
do you see the color of the flag? spaniards! quick, documents!let's throw them into the sea! my gold!!! franzuciä‡u miserable!- this will get you a gold head. it is easier to live without a head,than without gold, stupid. i fight because i hate the spaniards.for glory, not for gold! a man fights for whatas his loved ones. by golly!- what is captain red?
"what is captain red?"council octopus! do not you see that these sons of bitchesdo not change course. it will pass by us,a wind them straight downwind. yes, captain.attitudes course. it is possible that ...- ha? ... this is a cursed ghost ship. haunted or not, we need salvation,holy shit! ahoooj!- ahoy there! toad!i'm stuck!
take the chest, captain!drop your chest! never! quick, quick! pull! pomoooc! help me here!my treasure! murderer! 25 years of hard labor.all my savings! down in the dungeon with them! come here and overheard ears. if they ask,remember this:
i work for the firm benjamin paar,from london. is that clear? - yes. cargo ship cotton mathewspencer company, you understand. - yes. at night we were attacked by piratesthe ship "morning star". the ship sank with all men. mewe are the only survivors. repeat! benjamin paar, london,the burden of cotton ... tobacco and vanilla, the better it sounds. and who are you, sir?- josef serafim amadeus boomako. boomako?- boomako. ship's cook. and what the hell are you doing down here?- chained, captain.
and why?- spaniards hit in the head. they think that it is poisoned boomako captainlinares to steal throne. tron? what tron?- trona from kapatek-anuak. kapatek-anuak?- yes, captain. here's the throne?- yes. you saw him?- yes, through a small hole. where in god's name? here. put your eye hereand you will see. i would not want to appear rude, orwould look good hanging from the mast.
please note that these areonly poor shipwrecked. these are the dogs, your highness.english and french. i want to remind you onceever that the war is over. on paper, maybe. that sign his majesty,it is our national obligation. ocatni enema for your highness. another?this is the fourth today! there was nothing more in me,enema. spanish current liabilitiesare defined by the treaty of the pyrenees.
it will chill, your highness. this contract clearly demonstrates the willour noble king philip iv. the contract was signed by his excellencycardinal mazarin. great glory for our country and honorour holy mother ... aaah ... the church. we did not eat our food?- i never can. in this case, it is not surprisingyou intestines do not work. so, it is you shipwrecked?- indeed we are, your highness sir. sama divine providence,the glory of god saved us and ... ... placed on the vessel thatgood belongs to the spanish king.
i see. how shipwreck occurred?- pirates, let them be damned. who were these pirates? it was too dark, sir.but i heard one calling: wait ... i think ...ah, yes. "captain red,what about them? " "kill them all!" he said."hurry before it gets wet vanilla." that was our cargo on board"morning star". tobacco and vanilla. surely you've heard the captain reda?- certainly, as i'm sure ... ... i have a wooden leg, sir.
i thought he was dead. - garcia gomez was killedin the gulf of el torro. this is a dog that idea. i was not dreaming, your highness.i've lost all my property. savings that i ... ... bloody earned for 18 yearswork on the plantation of vanilla. as if i'll be damned. see that my poor legs. i was crushed vanilla barreli had a youthful 23 years.
and that scar?- which one? taj on her head.has it occurred vanilla wood? not at all, sir. by no means. it has been since birth, when i waspulled from the womb of my poor mother. i hope that your highness is notsuch problems afflicted his mother. how dare you, you dog! take them. look at this! cute little missy!
karamba! to runningsang when i was ... she would have to guitars!trust me. i have the pleasure to meetthe ship's carpenter? master-carpenter.- very nice craft. sometimes regret it in his youthand i am not learned. now it's a little more difficult,in my old age. something you would earnestly askedcooper masters. would you give it a littleyour valuable time ... ... my wooden leg.
and what's wrong with her?- so i'm a little shortened,. zanosi me a little to the side when i walk. these are some preciousfamily memories ... ... of which i would not have separatedeven in the most difficult times. this, for example, we donatedmy favorite aunt. and this? this is my ... father gave as a keepsakethe bang. mother, rest in peace. thank you, gentlemen.i think we are all agreed. take a rest, and i willprepare for my last journey.
long live the king!long live spain! i did everything in my power.- i know, my good juanito, i know. everyone welcome your time.goodbye, doctor. my son, his confessionsins before god almighty ... ... and ask him for forgiveness. i have sinned a lot, dad. i know my son, but the devil canused if you keep quiet. i'm an old man, father.- that's right. over the years, the accumulated greed,anger, pride, hatred ...
so let's start, one by one. for some time torturing me someserious questions that bothers me the soul. what? my whole life fighting for the king,country and the world the mother church. god will reward you for it. many i killed.- this was your duty. i've killed women, children and the elderlyjust like gold. they were savages and cannibals.they do not know the value of gold. the value of gold?
kapatek-anuak! is he god?eagle? sun or moon? tron bear its own curse.we did not dare take. i kept dreaming about howcovered in blood. you should throw him overoverboard. neptune would sit on it withoutfear and grace. but we mortals ... ... and my ship?what will happen to him?
why was i born a spaniard,and not as astek? why, father, i have not found answerson such important issues? why?! o lord, teach sea bodythe great captains and soldiers ... don jose maria alonso ordonezlinarez de escobar, ... knight of the order of the holy cross. what creature! as a sort of swaggerpeacock and a lot of themselves. o yes.and those eyes ... like living fire. but this skin, smooth as a peach.wonderful.
i'm talking about the lieutenant, pumpkin. prepare muskets! aim up!fire away! watch this! look!damn rat! we'll all die of fever! the damn rats! get in line, you dog! get in line!
get him! wait, i'm not a chef!i'm just filling in! i raise my glass to the new captainthe king's good ship "neptune". gentlemen, don alfonso felipesalamanca de la torre. your honor, mutiny on board.- what? they found the rats in their diet.huska's the one with the wooden leg! commander, gather the guard. we need to write a petition.we have to look for our rights! we ask all of our rights without exception!
we must be united in it! all together! and the soldiers?what about the soldiers? these are our brothers, will support us.- they are just people like me! officers are filthy pigs!jesus said: "rather camel to go througheye of a needle than ... ... the officer to enter the kingdom of god! "- yeah, so yeah! the armory, lad! it must be here somewhere.
corporal, water leaks!- curi? we have orders to find the hole. we were told that girlnear the armory. vive la france! give me the keys! no keys.- draw him there! council octopus.this is not true. toad hey, come help me!it's stuck. do not move or i'll blow your brains out!
sections of this! quick! and this, too! the crew, the captain will speak! then?what it is? feel free to tell! there is no reason for fear.this is not the galleys. tell him. so? come tell him what it was.
hr ... hr ... feed us rats! rats?there is only one rat! we are looking for real food!- to eat like people! justice!- human rights! stay calm, do not speak all at once! we'll settle this peacefully! you! and you there ...legs and your wingman! all five of them here!
the rest of you!all at their jobs! on the count of three, i givethe order to fire! one... two ... three. gentlemen, the rebellion has caused littlea rodent that fell into the soup. let's hear a medical expertthinking about this. boiled ... my grandfather ate them slightlyduring the siege of carthage ...
... and did not harm him. have you heard?- yes, sir. we are. "i did not harm him."is not that nice new feature? yes, unusually good, but ...- but? do you think the doctor's great-grandfather lied?- no, sir. so help me. then take a seat.you are our guests. let's relish, gentlemen. it may be that you do not lovespanish rats? on the contrary, sir.almost worship them.
- unfortunately, we have only one. - and you just gave us?you're too kind. can a little spice to our gourmets? i'm afraid we're out of vanilla. would you rather eat your head? ah, boy.you just enjoy. until the last pieces,if you please. for the love of god!don alfonso ... you have proven your superiorityover these poor wretches.
we all understand the message.stop this i beg you! stop that now! your wish is my command. one. two. that's it.and we have a rope. hail mary full of grace ... waffle will not help! hey hey! no blasphemy?god sees everything and hears everything!
i do not want to die like a dog.i have a wife and children! i'm still young. jesus, deliver us! he will not deliver to.we have to help ourselves. i'm with you, captain.- they should be and others. and i!- and i. what to do? first, stop whining,and secondly, do what i say! toad where the dagger? in his underwear.- give it boomaku!
cut the ropes. but carefully. some stay onhands, as if we were still tied. in the name of almighty god and the powersfrom don antonio fuentes, ... condemn the rebels ondeath by hanging! let god have mercy. evildoers! son, open your soul beforegod almighty. confession your sinsand maybe be forgiven. in truth, father,
... i'd be happy to do it, but it should bea lot of time, so if you ... ... we could get a little time.you never know. do not you see, my son? soonyou'll meet his maker. then in the meantime ... i need to tell you that ihad intended to eat toad. and they told me that it canbring bad luck. god created animals to bepeople can eat, including frogs. set my son, it was not a sin. excuse me, reverend ...but the toad standing right behind you.
do you think i could still eat? this is already a serious matter. start. pull! let's kill the officers! toad! keys armory! bring with you guys! take him to the deck!
at your age?have you no shame ?! do not touch the prisoners.- easy. it has for both of us. get dressed, miss. please accept my apologies, miss. friends! god's providence has helped us ... ... to take this shipof the tyrants who oppress you. i hereby take ownershipof the ship ...
... in the name of pirated rights. i declare the commander! i'm captainthomas bartholomew red! mercy! mercy! long live captain red! captain! captain!- what are you babbling fool? what captain?where is this water? captain red.captain ... what is? captain red headin the flesh, so what.
do not just stand there. bring a bottledutch, for the captain. so ... the old monkfish? do you have written my 632 dublonin that your vampire book? it's strange to me to ask, sir. i just came across youraccount and it is true that much. although the sum of 623 dublonwas difficult to immediately collect. long were you gone. but i could say to raise ... ... one hundred immediately, and the rest ...
... for three months,if it would be acceptable? bloodsucker.- yeah? you're shaking like a leaf. is that fromfever or fear? none! i tremble with joy as yousee you alive and well, captain. joy can show soi give my 632 dublon. unfortunately! if you lose a leg.what a tragedy! no brbotaj, but let mydublon (gold coins)! hendriks, bring over mychest to give 622 dublon ... 632!
now we can talk business.- what job? you know ... you did not think icome with empty hands !? i won galley. gold?- there is no gold. the hostages. not again. none of them no longer required.the islands are full of them. i swore that i would never hostages.keep them. eto ... 632nd call me a toad.- the one who speaks badly?
and bring me hostage.- no no. not here. get out or i'll cut off your ears! listen to me dutchman!- what? i have a niece governor of maracaibo. i first lieutenant with the "neptune".- first ... the third. who cares? already 2 years i believe the spanishlawyers, and no one will back. neither the wife nor children,nor pirates, no. or that they will not worship him. maybe he should not have been cut language.- so who needs a lawyer without a tongue ...
mess.i mean seriously. the costs of transportation, food.the hostages are no longer profitable. "neptun"?is not that a spanish ship? - is.- i say that there is no gold? come my beauty!let me introduce dutchman. no no!i do not want to see them either. here she is! niece of governorsmaracaibo. you can catch 3000 for her.what's your name, sweetheart? three thousand?it's embarrassing, you bastard!
do you know your business, knowto order worth 10 times as much. get her out of here!i do not want to deal with them. holy my octopus! you, son of a whore crossed thattuca its canals of rotterdam! kuga and the obliteration!what's wrong with these hostages ?! fali them that, as hostages. what would you give for a priest?old soap? how much you give him? a hundred?- not that. last summer, carlos from portugalthe archbishop gave only 325th
and for ordinary pop? mo'å¡ you think.you could not buy for a new slippers. who am i saying all this? and you bräkaå¡ here like a pig. do not believe your eyes? yes, i lost my leg.but everything i am, captain red. i look forward to seeing you againyour friendly faces. didler!you still alive, old form ?! where is the butcher hook?ah, there you are. the same evil face.
grbaväe, you have just straightened. then, moonhead. as you sawhell out there. you scared, huh. give the people, look alive! look at me! 4 yearsa desert island and you can laugh. what is wrong with everyone? have you lost the language asand the silly lawyer? that is better! we'll make a party! we could empty the basement dutchman!all drinks on the house!
life is a bed full of ruå¾aaa!- yeah! put me down! thumped me upfrom the spanish beating. we thought you were deadthe bajo del torro. holy shit!and i thought the same thing! a spanish as well.otherwise we would not be here. i will long remember the bajo deltorro. more killed them there than ... ... in my whole life.right toad? that's right, captain. you should have seen the old toadthere. he shouted: "long live france,
... long live france! "and wavedsaber like hell. it was your day, do not you, son? del torro is my curse.cannon ball blew me ... ... leg to shreds.- oooh! scrada hey, where's the rum?will he arrive this week? - captain's coming, coming. moonhead surprise!open a new crate. i already opened it.he took the captain red. give not whine!
i remember the "black princess" andthat damned island. 4 and a half years i have cheweddamn coconut. and after that, and tree bark. as long as we did not save the good"neptun", and these noble ... ... spanish officers uswelcomed as princes. come and join our party.now is your chance. you've earned it. move your ass!give way to the noble. unleash their hands that they candrink with us. i was not exactly dignified lodgedat your desk, sir.
now i earnestly pray thataccept my hospitality. the officer of the royal fleet,does not drink with pirates. - it's not very polite, is not the father?- no, my son. not at all. the dutchman told me that ... ... hostage is not worth muchno bag of nails. so i obliged as a pirateyou hang on the mast of your ... ... beloved "neptune". malo will be rocking onmidday breeze. what do you say? death means less thanseizure of honor.
do you have the courage, opposedto me with a sword in his hand! you will not die instantly, justbecause i have a better plan for you. we have a little game here,that we never boring. we call it "ghastly door."- yeah! - you'll be a good carrier!- zini! - hard hooves!- i already feel sorry for you! listen here, gentlemen!if anyone escapes from the arena ... ... will be immediately suspended! i rider and mule together!
do not be alarmed, miss!it's just a sport. that is better. i like that.i'll spare the life of the winner. i give the word captain reda!- yeah! tell me something ... interested me.the throne of kapatek anuak ... - who?- kapatek anuak. - never heard of it. well ... i thought ... i thought, "neptun" ... - i've heard rumors that ...- what rumors?
- oh nothing. does not matter. seriously. it's nothing. babbling around you on my throne,pooch! i'm not!not a word, sir. not a word. i was silent as a tree!i swear! get the pope!get up! come on!äihaaa! damn you, get up!get up! get up!
who are you, sir? avocado. a fam avocado. it must be that lawyer.- these dogs are you cut off your tongue? aww. let the glory of heaven!can you help us? aaa.- do you have a plan? aaaaj. what does he mean?- hmm ... he's thirsty. thirsty? nonsense.what will we be like that?
search rum.- eee ... um, um. on behalf of his majesty,i command you, pull yourself together! we need help.we need weapons. - a no orufje.- give him some rum! three more barrels? just overmy dead body! tell him that. you'd better tell him yourself. "three barrels of rum, will be transferredthe "neptune". "may god help you." let the luck accompanies you!- we will trust in you, my son.
give us a blessing! everything is something i think ... whydo not keep a barrel for us? are they 2 would not have been sufficient? what do you say?- how do we take it? push it into the sea.- it sank. no, it floated. after we returnedi picked it. not! not now, but later.
long live the king! i thank god for the helpan end this miserable rebellion. captain red is dead! like the others. listen to this man whovalues ​​loyalty, not betrayal. suffer through the fear, but itsloyalty will be rewarded. what do you say, gonzales? (long live the king.) - long live the king!- long live the king!
- long live kraaalj! why do you always stare at me? captain red commanded menot taking my eyes with you. i see that good listening.- i'm just doing my duty. does this color on me thatgrow wings, so that i fly? maybe.- and you, sir? yes, miss? why did you save me? why did you kill one ofhis companions for me?
hey, son!come in here with us! or take to the bush! good morning to you,cooper masters. just so i ask,do you have something that belongs to me? since i without it,as if missing one finger. ah, yes. here it is!just as it was. k weapons !!!k weapons !!! on your feet bastards!get up! here we go! on your feet! to arms!
my trooon! here's your flag!you forgot the trademark! better luck in the next world! captain red invest your632 dublon in the old schooner ... what will they do with us?- be at ease. you will survive and happily married. you are precious in this cutthroat. however, not all are evil.for example, one frenchman. he looks different.
anaconda bay.here we will anchor. is everything ok?all right, sir! keep your eyes well open. who goes there? password? it's me, maria doloreselhenia del alkalde. senyorita! this father and his bravecompanions are freed me ... ... from the clutches of pirates. i need to talk to my uncle.- yes, senorita. i'll call the guards.
sine! i have very important informationhis excellency. i pray for complete discretion. no one else must knowfor my presence. so please proceedin accordance with. have you heard the father say ?.- quite clearly, senorita. your uncle will be happy whensee you alive and well. we all pray for you,senorita. damn it! let me wake upman, my uncle. he has a weak heart.
uncle archibaldo! it's me, dolores.wake up. wake up, i beg you. i'll ...get up, archi !!! god forgive me. sveti ante, deprive me of these demons.- it's me dolores, your nephew. are we all dead?where am i, dad? i'm not your father, idiot.i'm captain red. holy mother of god!
thomas bartholomew red ...- in the flesh, and with little time. i listen well! i got your nephewand change the kapatek-tron anuak. what audacity! this tronbelongs to the spanish crown. not any more! these old monkfish!i want it! never!you understand? come on, son!- what? rape! what are you waiting for ?!- can not. that's an order!- captain, i know, but ... i will not!
refusing orders ?!boomako, replace this traitor. - yes, captain. save me, sir. have mercy.listen to the voice of your heart! is it worth my innocencethis throne? are you in agreement?- never! now we'll see of whichspanish created the governor! you freak!only the dead can disgrace me! captain, he does not care for her nephew!a dig his eyes !? ay, you're remembered!we peek into his brain.
not! i beg you. i'll give youall my jewelry. sav! pity him!i beg you! on behalf of the mother thatcarried in her womb! oh, my appendix! my appendix! get out fast!you'll kill me. gee! help! o'å¡ dat tron?- i'll give it to you! i'll give you the throne and all you want.only we do more to bite your thumb! get up from that of its crypt!
be obedient. i do as i say! otherwise ... now we'll take care of it. "i archibaldo ..."what's your name? archibaldo esteban ... "yes, archibaldo es i ... bla-bla,governor of maracaibo ... " - i gotta go to the bathroom.- yeah, right! write! "i hereby dismiss the firstlieutenant don alfonso de la torre ... ... all duties relatednext to my throne. "
not!no no! "with regard to transport thronekapatek-anuak to spain. " forward! your excellency. my respects, senora. lieutenant, we are in danger.pirates will attack at dawn. let them go ahead.we will be ready for them. i hope. this black man theyescaped and knows their plans. speak, my good man!
it's me, lieutenant ... boomako. what? that black dog here?the outlaw! i'll deal with him! governor, protect me!- you will die traitor! i've pardoned. does your excellency, place himat the gallows, the other crap! don alfonso, pretty please, pleasenote that here i make the judgment. how do you say. but this reptilepoisoned captain avila de linares. not true! i'm captainas well as my own mother!
shut up, you murderer!- restrain the lieutenant. this man is pardoned. he was! some confess!he poisoned a good captain. nonsense! what, your excellency? i can not hear you. i say me crap this disease.i suffer like i'm cursed. but enough about that. time is not on our side,don alfonso. captain red ...
... this heinous hijenaaaaiii! this excellent m. intendsattack "neptun" at dawn. i steal the throne kapatek-anuak. just let him try!- so you are relieved of their duties. tron will be taken to a secretplace by 2 my commissioner. they will come to you with a letterafter which you will be deprived of ... ... of all responsibility. that is all.you may step down. very good, sir.
a password?- password? ah, yes. let me see. gout is gold.- gout is gold. let it be, your excellency. is it too tight?excuse me. do you count?- as captain? counting: one, two, three ...- i know. you'll counted to ten thousand.- one, two, three ... not right away. start as soon as you leave.
when you can count up to 10,000 joinwe in the gulf of anaconda. you understand?- yeah, captain. no one is allowed to leave alivethis room to 10,000. even you!- even i, captain. i wish i had more suchas you are. who goes there? gout is gold. orders are orders.let it be. you load it! triple your guard.all their places.
3 993, 3 994, 3 995 ... of 4 000, 4 001, 4 002 ... oh my god! help boomaku!do not let me sink! heeej! the man on the beach! here we are, senorita. but if you hear that iyou let go, hang me. this?you are generous. rum?
no, i can not letin order to enter. i came to say goodbye.i thank you for that. to say goodbye? you're not my enemy.twice you preserve my honor. you're leaving?- in the afternoon sail for spain. i ...- i? my uncle ... don alfonso was promotedthe captain "neptune". i'm so unhappy, monsignor.- my name is jean baptist.
there's more... my uncle promised me don alfonso.against my will. what have you got in your basket? my good angel.may god bless you. yet i tell you the worst. ... tomorrow at dawn,both will be ... suspended. and what about the throne?- captain! tomorrow will be ...tomorrow at dawn ... ... i heard. where is the throne?- damn you and your throne.
do not think this is serious, just acting. tron was returned to "neptune".- aha! captain. god teaches us forgiveness.i will pray for your soul. farewell, jean baptist. bells him hell! damn chains! nothing can be comparedwith your beautiful voice. thank you, captain. the decoration you this wonderful ship.- i'm sure of it.
no, it is not sufficient. i expect that you will findand my good qualities. i give me your love.goodnight, dolores. good night, sir. get out there and dance! dance! fire! do not shoot!we are christians! for god's sake!stop shooting!
i am the father of don antonio fuentes,member of the dominican order. yes, what do you think this is?- the little dots? this small dots ship. brik.- they're not pirates, captain. do not be afraid of pirates, senora.we have to welcome them hot. "neptune" has 70 cannons. in addition, he was the fastest boatin the royal fleet. the fastest?- yes, sir. see the wreck. old sailing ship, which hardly floats.a little bad weather and i will sink.
why do we follow? do not follow us.simply flying in the same direction. sad! this is to encourage you a little! there is no turning back!either victory or death! these in-command, go tohis secret task. perform women! fire away! come help!
help, jackass!do'll i wear ?! come on, you're next. dolores! no no! help! over here! toad! å½abaaaac! toad! rope!quickly slice it! that's an order!come here, or i'll give you hang!
wait! return to stains!come back and fight like men! the bastards!come back! alfonso, you creep! i'll get you!i'll skin you alive! here, i got something for youin the meantime. jean baptist! captain, boomako is dead! come back! come back!you rot in hell! hey toad, which was done?
six ... or eight.- okay. give me the ham,and a bottle of "malaga". i give lighten up, damn you! drink, eat! we're alive, are not you? i toad ...- yes, captain? will you, i love,sing a little while i nibble? and please sing,do not blubber like a colt. sing that the french "titi"that i like.
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